Start with clarity. Scale when it makes sense.
Whether you need a second opinion, a full diagnostic or ongoing support - every engagement starts with understanding your situation first.
2+1 Consultation
Bring your hardest problem to that video call. I work on it live. You get a written report and video walk-through with findings, priorities and next steps.
Diagnostic Day
Nothing is scripted. I prepare specifically for your business - and you get a briefing so your team is ready. Not a single minute wasted.
What you walk away with
After the 2 hour consultation or Diagnostic day you walk away with concrete materials - not vague advice.
WORKED WITH
Need ongoing support?
Prepaid hours or retainer. Clear rules, no surprises.
Prepaid plans
Buy hours upfront. Use them when you need them. Full cost control and transparent tracking.
- The more you buy = the cheaper the rate
- Use when you need them
- No monthly commitment
- Full transparency
- Valid for 12 months
Retainer
When you need someone who knows your business inside out. I'm on the line. I own the outcome.
Retainer
Fixed monthly scope. Both strategic guidance and hands-on execution. Full transparency on hours and deliverables.
- Fixed monthly scope
- Both strategic guidance + execution
- Ability to negotiate variable demand
- Full transparency
- I am present on your channels (Teams/Slack/etc)
- Negotiable on-site presence
I work as part of your team and despite being mostly remote I can guarantee you everyone will know me like I was there every day.
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See me work
Free consultation, 2 hour consultation or 1 day diagnostic. You watch & judge.
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Go deeper
Prepaids for specific problems and on-going support. Better rate for commitment.
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Full partnership
Retainer. I execute alongside your team. Full ownership.
Questions?
What industries do you work with?
B2B professional services, e-commerce, SaaS, construction, travel, manufacturing, industry (water wells, filter systems, elevators), wholesale. The patterns are the same. If you have technology, people and processes – I can help.
Is the 30 min. consultation free?
Yes, it’s 100% free. When doing business the chemistry, good communication and value match is important. Besides the technological landscape is so big it’s like going to a doctor – you don’t ask a neurosurgeon to fix you teeth, do you?
What's the 2 hour consultation?
2 hours live session where I diagnose your tech-business situation using the efe-3 framework (Fragile/Functional/Forward). Plus 1 hour of research and report writing. You get a PDF, a video walkthrough and an optional IT handout.
The most important part: each session is onboarded (you get a form) individually. Contents are always 100% adjusted to your needs and current situation. This is not a “one size fits all” product.
efe-3 is a Spanish wordplay – “F” in Spanish is pronounced as “efe”.
Why can I buy the diagnostic day only once?
Because the price of the product is extremely attractive for the value. The price is an entry point. After that – prepaid or retainer.
Why should I hire you if you "don't execute"?
I execute for retainer clients. Most people need clarity first – then they either continue with me or take the plan to their team.
What's the "IT handout"?
It’s exactly the same thing you get – although with a lot of tech lingo, tech suggestions and potential advice that requires extensive tech knowledge (and makes sense only for techies).
Can you come on-site?
Yes. Copenhagen-based – of course. I work across Europe – and 4 languages give me pretty good flexibility. Within the Greater Copenhagen the transport is on me – outside you pay travel costs (incl. hotel if necessary).
What if you find nothing?
I’ll tell you. But there’s usually low-hanging fruit and possibilities beyond the original question.
Do you provide timesheets/itemized invoices?
Always. Date, task and time consumption. I also categorize tasks for you which is very handy especially in Denmark or if you have special bookkeeping requests.
Why is your company called Bazinga Platano?
Because I needed a legal structure to pay taxes and I wanted the most ridiculous name I could get away with. It’s also a signal that you are about to meet the most structured rebel in your life. I can assure you though that the consulting is dead serious.