Something is holding back your business. Or perhaps it’s capable of more than you realise.

It’s impossible to identify and fix everything in 2 hours – but it’s enough to get an overview so you can make the right decisions, without being blindfolded.
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2 hours and a video report

Answers. No guesswork.

A plan you can act on tomorrow.

What it costs to implement… or not to.

No filter. No diplomacy.

No prompts or tokens. 20+ years of experience.

The overview you’ve been missing.

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    I HAVE COMPLETED PROJECTS FOR

    What you’ll get out of 2 hours

    Clarity on what is actually wrong

    Not symptoms. Causes. You may have been given five different explanations from five different people. I’ll find the right one and explain it so you can act on it.

    A plan you can use tomorrow

    Specific recommendations with priorities. What to do first, what can wait, and what to drop. Including what it costs to fix and what it costs not to.

    Insights from someone who sees it every day

    Every single day, I diagnose and fix systems, processes and teams for companies. When I say ``this is your bottleneck``, it’s because I’ve seen the exact same bottleneck in 20 other companies.

    The message no one else dares to give you

    The supplier says everything’s fine. The team says everything’s fine. I’ll tell you what’s actually going on, even when the answer is unpleasant. You’re paying me for the truth, not to confirm what you want to hear.

    Do any of these situations sound familiar?

    Am I being ripped off?

    A supplier, a consultancy firm or any other organisation carrying out technical work for you. Everything can be checked and assessed so that you know whether you’re getting enough value for your money.

    Can AI be of any use to us?

    Everyone’s talking about it. But not every problem is an AI problem, and the hype costs money. I’ve implemented AI in production and know where it pays off. You’ll get the answer without the hype: here it makes sense, here you shouldn’t bother.

    We just keep patching things up....

    We keep putting a band-aid on top of another and going round in circles, whilst the root cause is never addressed.

    Are we doing the right thing?

    I don’t know if my staff know enough – or if we’re all making the right decision, because I can’t judge that. I don’t want to waste any more money.

    Could this work better?

    It very often can. And in most cases, the solution is already within reach for the company and its team.

    We need to scale up, but we can’t

    The company is ready, but the technology is the bottleneck, and the team is holding back our expansion.

    We’ve got an idea, but is it realistic?

    Your team say yes because you’re the boss. I’ll say yes if the idea holds water. You’ll get an honest answer on whether it can be built, what it will cost, and where to start. No more polite nods.

    Should we build it ourselves or buy it?

    With AI, it’s cheaper than ever to build it yourself. That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. I don’t sell any software, so you’ll get the answer without any hidden agenda: build it, buy it, or don’t bother.

    Should I replace my development team with AI?

    No. But a team that uses AI properly outperforms one that doesn’t, and it’s cheaper than letting go of staff who know your business. I’ll show you what AI actually means for your business, and what it requires from your team.

    What you’ll take home with you

    After ‘Diagnosis & Direction’, you’ll have a clear picture of what’s holding you back and a clear plan for what needs to happen
    15–20-minute video report

    Conclusions, recommendations and next steps, explained in a way everyone can understand – ready to be shared with the board and other stakeholders. No 40-page report that nobody reads.

    A prioritised plan

    Not a 30-point list. The 3–5 things that make the biggest difference, in the order you should tackle them. You’ll know exactly what you’re doing tomorrow.

    IT guide (optional)

    The same conclusions translated into technical language. Action points that your IT staff or supplier can implement straight away. No metaphors – direct technical instructions from the very first page.

    30-day follow-up

    Within 30 days of the session, you can email me any follow-up questions – things that come up as you start acting on the report. Short answers, no extra invoice.

    Join the group of people who are fed up with solutions that don’t solve the problem.

    Twice a month you get insight into what matters right now - in your language, without technical gibberish and ChatGPT hot air. And without an invoice.

    What my customers say

    Michal combines in-depth technical knowledge with a level of reliability that is rarely seen. He also has a strong understanding of our business, which makes him a valuable sparring partner who always thinks beyond the technical solution. He has been with us for over 10 years. That alone tells the whole story.

    Vacance Select Travel
    Ralf de BruijnManaging Director

    What makes Michal special is his outstanding business acumen and ability to develop solutions – in complex environments – that ensure clarity and efficient workflows.

    Momentum Energy Group
    Jacob RichterHead of Business Integration

    I have worked alongside Michal for over 10 years. He has developed a data collection system for waterworks on our behalf. The product was the first of its kind on the market capable of collecting data from waterworks and presenting it online. The service has been second to none, even when things have been difficult.

    Poul Christiansen
    Christian ChristiansenCEO

    Michal has been building and maintaining our infrastructure for over 10 years. His expertise and availability are invaluable to us.

    Vacance Select Travel
    Jimmi FlatovIT Director

    Michał combines technology and business like no one else I have worked with. He sees connections that others overlook and develops solutions that actually work.

    annaoszajca.com
    Anna OszajcaOwner

    We have been working with Michal since 2012. He has built and continuously developed our entire booking portal platform. As well as always being available, he is reliable, an excellent sounding board and consistently comes up with good ideas for the further development of our platform.

    Augustinus Care
    Jesper GlæemoseOwner

    Michal has a keen eye for spotting problems and obvious opportunities, as well as the necessary expertise to subsequently deliver on his promises.

    HEKSAGON
    Magdalena BalcerzakCEO
    Diagnosis & Direction
    1,795DKK 249DKK
    excl. VAT/year
    Two hours focused entirely on your situation.

    Bring your toughest problem or your best idea to the video call. I’ll work on it live. Afterwards, you’ll receive a video report with conclusions, priorities and next steps.

    Pre-session prep
    2 hours online meeting
    15-20 min. video report
    30-day free follow-up
    Optional: IT handout for your tech person
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    You pay me for the truth, not to confirm what you want to hear

    AI has not reduced the need for judgement – it has increased the costs of not having it.
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    Who am I and why choose me?

    My name is Michal Dobroczynski and I build, deploy and run systems for businesses. Every day. Still. That’s my day-to-day work, not something I did 10 years ago.

    • Over 20 years’ experience: infrastructure, development, security, operations, business strategy
    • Built and sold a SaaS business with over 100 customers (co-founder)
    • I consult and implement – every day – for real businesses
    • I’m independent
    • DISC D3 certified: I understand why people react the way they do and can communicate with everyone in a company
    • I speak 4 languages (DA/EN/PL/ES): is your company international? Then I’ll fit right in.

    Read more about me here

    Do you recognise yourself in this? Let’s have a chat.

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    Any questions?

    Why is it so cheap?

    I’d like to show you how much I can sort out in under two hours, and I don’t want the price to stand in the way. Risky? Yes, but I’m confident in my abilities. And as they say: no risk, no fun.

    Can I speak to you before I pay?

    Yes. Book a free 30-minute consultation first. No obligations.

    Is two hours enough?

    Quote from a participant: “It was actually more thorough than I’d expected”

    Can’t ChatGPT/Claude just do the same thing?

    All participants said no. One of them said: “You mentioned lots of new things I wouldn’t have thought of myself”

    Which sectors do you work with?

    B2B professional services, e-commerce, SaaS, construction, the travel industry, manufacturing, industry (water wells, filter systems, lifts), wholesale. The patterns are the same. If you have the technology, staff and processes – then I can help.

    What if you don’t find anything?

    I’ll tell you that. But there are usually obvious opportunities and potential that go beyond the original question.

    Why is your company called Bazinga Platano?

    Because I needed a legal structure to pay tax, and I wanted the most ridiculous name I could get away with. It’s also a sign that you’re about to meet the most organised rebel of your life. I can assure you, however, that the advice is dead serious.

    Too good to be true?

    Try a free 30-minute consultation first. Or book Diagnosis & Direction straight away.
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