Something is holding back your business. It’s keeping you awake.
You know something’s wrong. You’ve asked your team, your suppliers, maybe even AI. Everyone says something different. You need someone to come in, leave no stone unturned and give you the full picture. In a single day.
Do any of these situations sound familiar?
What you’ll get out of the day
Answer
Everything covered, nothing overlooked. 7 hours with your team, your systems and processes. I’ll speak to everyone and check everything I can – so you get the answers you need to move forward.
Quick wins
I’ll find what’s costing you money right now. Hidden costs, the wrong suppliers, processes that eat up hours. No more paying for things that don’t work.
Plan
A plan you can act on the very next day. Prioritised: what’s critical, what can wait, what should be dropped. With realistic estimates for time and cost.
Independent assessment
Security vulnerabilities, dependencies, single points of failure. Everything nobody has dared to say out loud. Now you know.
What you’ll take home with you
After the diagnostic day, you’ll leave with concrete resources – not vague advice.
What my clients say
HAS COLLABORATED WITH
Diagnostic Day
Nothing is predetermined. I prepare specifically for your business – and you’ll receive a briefing so your team is ready. Not a single minute is wasted.
Book a Diagnostic Day now. Fixed price – no surprises.
AI hasn’t reduced the need for judgement – it’s increased the cost of not having it.
Who am I and why me?
My name is Michal Dobroczynski and I build, deploy and operate systems for businesses. Every day. Still. That’s my day-to-day work, not something I did 10 years ago.
- Over 20 years’ experience: infrastructure, development, security, operations, business strategy
- Built and sold a SaaS business with over 100 customers (co-founder)
- I consult and implement – every day – for real businesses
- I’m independent
- DISC D3 certified: I understand why people react the way they do and can communicate with everyone in a company
- I speak 4 languages (DA/EN/PL/ES): is your company international? Then I’ll fit right in.
Do you recognise yourself in this? Let’s have a chat.
Any questions?
Can I speak to you before I pay?
Yes. Book a free 30-minute consultation first. No obligations.
Why can I only buy it once?
Because the product’s price is extremely attractive relative to its value. The price is a starting point.
Can you come to us?
Yes. Based in Copenhagen – of course. I work throughout Europe – and my command of four languages gives me considerable flexibility. Within the Greater Copenhagen area, I cover my own travel costs – outside this area, you cover the travel expenses (including accommodation, if necessary).
Which sectors do you work with?
B2B professional services, e-commerce, SaaS, construction, the travel industry, manufacturing, industry (water wells, filter systems, lifts), wholesale. The patterns are the same. If you have the technology, staff and processes – then I can help.
Is one day enough?
In seven hours, you can really get through a lot. In most cases, it’s enough to identify the majority of the problems and other challenges.
Why is your company called Bazinga Platano?
Because I needed a legal structure to pay tax, and I wanted the most ridiculous name I could get away with. It’s also a sign that you’re about to meet the most structured rebel of your life. I can assure you, however, that the advice is dead serious.