Something is holding back your business. Or perhaps it’s capable of more than you realise.
It’s impossible to identify and fix everything in 2 hours – but it’s enough to get an overview so you can make the right decisions, without being blindfolded.
2 hours and a video report
Answers. No guesswork.
A plan you can act on tomorrow.
What it costs to implement… or not to.
No filter. No diplomacy.
No prompts or tokens. 20+ years of experience.
The overview you’ve been missing.
I HAVE COMPLETED PROJECTS FOR
What you’ll get out of 2 hours
Clarity on what is actually wrong
Not symptoms. Causes. You may have been given five different explanations from five different people. I’ll find the right one and explain it so you can act on it.
A plan you can use tomorrow
Specific recommendations with priorities. What to do first, what can wait, and what to drop. Including what it costs to fix and what it costs not to.
Insights from someone who sees it every day
Every single day, I diagnose and fix systems, processes and teams for companies. When I say ``this is your bottleneck``, it’s because I’ve seen the exact same bottleneck in 20 other companies.
The message no one else dares to give you
The supplier says everything’s fine. The team says everything’s fine. I’ll tell you what’s actually going on, even when the answer is unpleasant. You’re paying me for the truth, not to confirm what you want to hear.
Do any of these situations sound familiar?
What you’ll take home with you
After ‘Diagnosis & Direction’, you’ll have a clear picture of what’s holding you back and a clear plan for what needs to happen
Join the group of people who are fed up with solutions that don’t solve the problem.
Twice a month you get insight into what matters right now - in your language, without technical gibberish and ChatGPT hot air. And without an invoice.
What my customers say
Diagnosis & Direction
Bring your toughest problem or your best idea to the video call. I’ll work on it live. Afterwards, you’ll receive a video report with conclusions, priorities and next steps.
You pay me for the truth, not to confirm what you want to hear
AI has not reduced the need for judgement – it has increased the costs of not having it.
Who am I and why choose me?
My name is Michal Dobroczynski and I build, deploy and run systems for businesses. Every day. Still. That’s my day-to-day work, not something I did 10 years ago.
- Over 20 years’ experience: infrastructure, development, security, operations, business strategy
- Built and sold a SaaS business with over 100 customers (co-founder)
- I consult and implement – every day – for real businesses
- I’m independent
- DISC D3 certified: I understand why people react the way they do and can communicate with everyone in a company
- I speak 4 languages (DA/EN/PL/ES): is your company international? Then I’ll fit right in.
Do you recognise yourself in this? Let’s have a chat.
Any questions?
Why is it so cheap?
I’d like to show you how much I can sort out in under two hours, and I don’t want the price to stand in the way. Risky? Yes, but I’m confident in my abilities. And as they say: no risk, no fun.
Can I speak to you before I pay?
Yes. Book a free 30-minute consultation first. No obligations.
Is two hours enough?
Quote from a participant: “It was actually more thorough than I’d expected”
Can’t ChatGPT/Claude just do the same thing?
All participants said no. One of them said: “You mentioned lots of new things I wouldn’t have thought of myself”
Which sectors do you work with?
B2B professional services, e-commerce, SaaS, construction, the travel industry, manufacturing, industry (water wells, filter systems, lifts), wholesale. The patterns are the same. If you have the technology, staff and processes – then I can help.
What if you don’t find anything?
I’ll tell you that. But there are usually obvious opportunities and potential that go beyond the original question.
Why is your company called Bazinga Platano?
Because I needed a legal structure to pay tax, and I wanted the most ridiculous name I could get away with. It’s also a sign that you’re about to meet the most organised rebel of your life. I can assure you, however, that the advice is dead serious.