Something is holding back your business. Few can pinpoint what it is.
In 2 hours, I’ll help you get a clear picture of what’s actually going on – identify the problems, highlight the connections and give you a clear picture of what you’re facing. So you can make the right decisions.
Do any of these situations sound familiar?
What you’ll get out of 2 hours
Clarity on what’s actually wrong
Not symptoms. Causes. You may have been given five different explanations from five different people. I’ll find the right one and explain it so you can act on it.
A plan you can use tomorrow
Specific recommendations with priorities. What to do first, what can wait, what to drop. Including what it costs to fix and what it costs not to.
Insights from someone who sees it every day
I diagnose and fix systems, processes and teams for businesses every single day. When I say ‘this is your bottleneck’, it’s because I’ve seen the exact same bottleneck at 20 other companies.
The message no one else dares to give you
The supplier says everything’s fine. The team says everything’s fine. I’ll tell you what’s actually going on, even when the answer is uncomfortable. You’re paying me for the truth, not to confirm what you want to hear.
What you’ll take home with you
After the 2-hour consultation or diagnostic day, you’ll leave with concrete resources – not vague advice.
What my customers say
HAS WORKED WITH
2+1 consultation
Bring your most difficult problem to the video call. I’ll work through it with you live. You’ll receive a written report and a video summary with conclusions, priorities and next steps.
Book a 2-hour consultation now. Fixed price – no surprises.
AI hasn’t reduced the need for judgement – it has increased the cost of not having it.
Who am I and why me?
My name is Michal Dobroczynski and I build, deploy and run systems for businesses. Every day. Still. That’s my day-to-day work, not something I did 10 years ago.
- Over 20 years’ experience: infrastructure, development, security, operations, business strategy
- Built and sold a SaaS business with over 100 customers (co-founder)
- I consult and implement – every day – for real businesses
- I’m independent
- DISC D3 certified: I understand why people react the way they do and can communicate with everyone in a company
- I speak 4 languages (DA/EN/PL/ES): is your company international? Then I’ll fit right in.
Do you recognise yourself in this? Let’s have a chat.
Any questions?
Can I speak to you before I pay?
Yes. Book a free 30-minute consultation first. No obligations.
Is 2 hours enough?
Quote from a participant: “It was actually more thorough than I’d expected”
Can’t ChatGPT/Claude just do the same thing?
All participants said no. One of them said: “You mentioned lots of new things I wouldn’t have thought of myself”
Which sectors do you work with?
B2B professional services, e-commerce, SaaS, construction, the travel industry, manufacturing, industry (water wells, filter systems, lifts), wholesale. The patterns are the same. If you have the technology, staff and processes – then I can help.
What if you don’t find anything?
I’ll tell you. But there are usually obvious opportunities and potential that go beyond the original question.
Why is your company called Bazinga Platano?
Because I needed a legal structure to pay tax, and I wanted the most ridiculous name I could get away with. It’s also a sign that you’re about to meet the most structured rebel in your life. I can assure you, however, that the advice is dead serious.